by Coma Club

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released September 5, 2014

All music and words by Coma Club

Recorded by Matt Finch at Black Bear Studio 8/14.

Coma Club is:

Sam: guitar
Matt: vocals
J-Dog Murphkick : bass
Trace: drums


tags: punk Orlando


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Track Name: A Race of Criminals
They made a prison out of a continent.
The British Empire does not fuck around
when it comes to criminality.
Ship'em off! Ship'em off! Ship'em off! Ship'em off!

Better a convict than an aborigine.
There wasn't room enough for the both of them.
So they did what they had to do:
Kill'em off! Kill'em off! Kill'em off! Kill'em off!

They play football that doesn't have any rules.
They built an opera house that they don't even use.
They're a race of criminals going berserk in a far-off land
while the British say
"This is not what we wanted. This is not what we planned."

You'll never see me in Sydney.
You'll never catch me in Canberra.
Because I'm not gonna be murdered in Melbourne.

They're a race of criminals
and they're not getting what they deserve.

I never met a kiwi that I didn't like.
Now there's an island nation that's doing it right.
Track Name: Double Judas
I'm taking Friday off to get some yard work done.
I bought a half a ton of mulch of Amazon.
I'll take that conference call in my overalls.
Corporate is freaking out
because everything is terrible and they don't know who to blame.

Then I'm sleeping in until the crack of 10.
Gonna watch the game in bed thanks to Tivo.
A neighbor's barbecue I don't wanna go to.
They always remind me that everything is terrible and we don't know who to blame.

Every other Sunday, my mother calls me up
to see if I am living in a nightmare.
And then I sing along to whatever country song
I feel like putting on to the stereo.

Then on Monday I put on a power tie
Because everything is terrible and I don't know who to blame.
I'm working up the nerve. Gonna take a chance
and ask the new girl out to the disco.